July242014

Some of the cute/funny ones I’ve been getting

iemongel:

Mieu / Largo the Black Lion / making an amateur horror film

Cless Alvein / Ludger Will Kresnik / picking out a pet

Moses Sandor / Jude Mathis / personality swap

Jade Curtiss / Nanaly Fletch / pulling the fire alarm 

Norma Biatty / Arche Klaine / in a band together

Kyle Dunamis / Fon Master Ion / radio hosts

Norma Biatty / Will Raynerd / pretending to be married

Guy Cecil / Arietta the Wild / one teaching the other how to ride a bike

Milla Maxwell / Jude Mathis / adopting roosters

Van Grants / Rowen J. Ilbert / making Sonic OCs

Amy Barklight / Klarth F. Lester / trying to summon Satan

12PM
  • Tales of Symphonia
  • Colette: Our weapons are love!
  • Genis: Justice! And...
  • Kratos: Ugh... Hope.
  • Tales of Vesperia
  • Estelle: Our weapons are love!
  • Yuri: Justice!
  • Raven: Sexualitayyyy!
  • Rita: Would you stop?
  • Tales of the Abyss
  • Luke: Our weapons are status!
  • Jade: Scheming.
  • Anise: Playing dirty... <3
  • Guy: That's awful.
12PM
iamtonysexual:

horus-zahak:

biggggblack:

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS
I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT
FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS


rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF
I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.


i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE
I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.
IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.

This post is my life force

note to self: make an audio post of this

iamtonysexual:

horus-zahak:

biggggblack:

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

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THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

image

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

image

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

image

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.

This post is my life force

note to self: make an audio post of this

(Source: braingremlin, via sealkitty)

12PM

ruf1ohn1tram:

returning to a drawing after hours/days of not touching the canvas

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(via sealkitty)

12PM

melkior:

send hELP

(via scarletflare)

12PM

notxam:

if you do one thing with your day today, please make it watching this otamatone cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit”

(via bramblepatch)

12PM
smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. 
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. 
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

(via theshadowkittyart)

July232014

lloyd-the-barista:

My favorite Tales of Symphonia character is Hugh Jackman.

(via shimmerfang)

9PM

Bravely Second Shows Magnolia In Different Job Forms, And A Look At Agnes.

satoshi-mochida:

From Siliconera:

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Square Enix previously stated that they’ve completed the scenario forBravely Second, the sequel to Bravely Default, and said that they’d show more of the game sometime this Summer. The latest issue of Jumpmagazine provides a look at Magnolia and Agnes. [Thanks, @kazu4281.]

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Mild spoilers ahead: The scan shows Agnes Oblige, who appears to have been taken as a prisoner, following the peace treaty signing that took place after peace was brought to Eternia.

The scan also shows the new character, Magnolia Arch, in the following job forms of Valkyrie, Performer, Red Mage, and Time Mage. We also get a glimpse of the field in the game.

Bravely Second is in development for Nintendo 3DS.

2PM
striped-bird:

I was recently introduced to Tales of Rebirth and I!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAT DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

striped-bird:

I was recently introduced to Tales of Rebirth and I!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAT DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via mr-leach)

2PM
2AM

Row, row, row your Ren, 
Gently down the street.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Aoba is really gay.

Row, row, row your Ren, 

Gently down the street.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,

Aoba is really gay.

(Source: otp-tears)

1AM
iemongel:




Oh… okay. I’ll just go.

iemongel:

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Oh… okay. I’ll just go.

(via scarletflare)

12AM
  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep
July222014
barcodeddna:

amporanadian:

artist-chan:

curly-braces-panties:

rebornica:

magicalmegatitties:

even-reo-speedwagon:

titfuckingcanoftuna:

honkhonkmiracles:

I squish boobs and grant miracles.

Oh fuck.

I am Speedwagon then
I warm people with my glorious abs

I’d probably be a magical girl with, like, insanely large titties.

Die and reborn/respawn infinite times?
HELLA



MAGICAL GIRL ARTISTFEAR MY KAWAII PAINTBRUSHU DESU NEEEEEEEE

the magical Canadian with the power to be a loser but also live in the sea????

I AM A CONSPIRACY

&#8230;infinitely spawning evil clones that constantly turn against me and attempt to steal my identity?

barcodeddna:

amporanadian:

artist-chan:

curly-braces-panties:

rebornica:

magicalmegatitties:

even-reo-speedwagon:

titfuckingcanoftuna:

honkhonkmiracles:

I squish boobs and grant miracles.

Oh fuck.

I am Speedwagon then

I warm people with my glorious abs

I’d probably be a magical girl with, like, insanely large titties.

Die and reborn/respawn infinite times?

HELLA

image

MAGICAL GIRL ARTIST
FEAR MY KAWAII PAINTBRUSHU DESU NEEEEEEEE

the magical Canadian with the power to be a loser but also live in the sea????

I AM A CONSPIRACY

…infinitely spawning evil clones that constantly turn against me and attempt to steal my identity?

(Source: zeekayart)

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