July302014

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via pancakedfish)

11AM

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via sealkitty)

11AM
ambienne:

This tweet means a lot to me.

ambienne:

This tweet means a lot to me.

(via starcrossed-sky)

July292014
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
July282014

ludgerwillkresnikswife:

Oh, do you know the mutton man

The mutton man, the mutton man

Oh, do you know the mutton man

That lives every fucking where

(Source: divinesabers, via iemongel)

tox 

11AM
11AM

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: prismaticpeonies, via mr-leach)

yyep 

11AM

chuuni:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Hoenn Champion.

I think this is quite a rare event. In HGSS Steven offers to trade you a Beldum for Forretress and…most people would just give him a random Forretress but if you give him one with maxed out friendship, you get to see Steven fanboy about Steel type pokemon and IT IS HILARIOUS.

(via barcodeddna)

11AM

cumbersome-apparatus:

atheologist:

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

Damn. Very clever.

It’s a text-only joke, too! Awesome.

(via bramblepatch)

11AM
spookbeast:

come on and slam

spookbeast:

come on and slam

(via iemongel)

11AM
12AM
  • People talking in swedish: Hey I know what they say
  • Me reading swedish comics: I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING WOW
  • Me writing swedish: ....um, I'll just put -ar at the end of this english word it might be right and then here comes um, here's på
  • Me speaking swedish: Uh skikkare jag har soppan moppan blub blab bleh? INTE INTE INTE
July272014

I wonder how old everyone is on tumblr.. Put a | by your age.

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(via shimmerfang)

2PM

Anonymous said: Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

1PM

dukeofmegadeus:

myinnerfrankcastle:

Remember when floppy disks could save/destroy the world?

1MB was a dangerous thing

(via mabychan)

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